you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times
siri ur a judgemental piece of shit
isn’t this the plot of a monty python sketch?
Can you imagine if Tolkien gave the Elves typical elf names though
"All would pay homage to him, even the great Elven King, Thistle Whistle."
"I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is Gimli, son of Gloin, and Jingle Jangle of the Woodland Realm."
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?
some character deaths matter and they hurt and you cry but they make sense
but there are some character deaths where YOU’RE JUST ANGRY LIKE WAS THAT ACTUALLY NECESSARY WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU COULD’VE GONE SOMEWHERE WITH THAT ANYWHERE ELSE BUT KILLING THEM
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
if u ever bring up the death of levi’s squad in front of me i will kill you
with a dull spoon
The Lord of the Rings 30 Day Meme |Day 23; Most Underappreciated Character
one of the Kings of Men born into a later time,
but touched with the wisdom and sadness of the Eldar Race.
my favorite bible verse is the one about how you have to share every christian picture on facebook to get into heaven