But we don't wanna go down that road.

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saviobriion:

psilentasincjelli:

redvioletsquares:

sasskeladd:

sasskeladd:

a good omens AU where everything is the same but the bentley turns everything into taylor swift

#but imagine the demons trying to contact crowley in TAYLOR SWIFTS VOICE

FUCKING CHRIST

#she’s cheer captain and i’m- LORD BEELZEBUB

you’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess it’s a love story baby Y O U   C A N   H O P E   F O R   N O T H I N G   B U T   T H E   M E R C Y   O F   H E L L

“Bebop,” sniffed Aziraphale.

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

vulcanoblivion:

the fact that jj abrams felt the need to fucking bLOW UP one of the most important planets in the star trek univerSE JUST TO MAKE SPOCK SAD IS THE FUcKING MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKIGN THING ‘I’V eEBrRRR SEenE nNNN

1 week ago on April 7th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

1 week ago on April 7th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 
southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

1 week ago on April 6th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

1 week ago on April 6th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #me 

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

1 week ago on April 6th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 week ago on April 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 

armadillo:

jehovahs:

armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb

Don’t be a lil shit all ur life just because you know some random fact that obviously some people didn’t get

1 week ago on April 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 
galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

1 week ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 

stuckinthetimewar:

bellevprincesse:

viamariee:

What

jesus what the fuck

this was my favorite bible story growing up

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q'd beyond belief 

relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
bryko:

My 12 years of public schooling have led up to this moment

bryko:

My 12 years of public schooling have led up to this moment

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
mspaintmasterpieces:

mspaintmasterpieces:

Honest book titles.

Bonus back cover:

mspaintmasterpieces:

mspaintmasterpieces:

Honest book titles.

Bonus back cover:

image

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #fav #make this famous